Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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