I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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