thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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