last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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