Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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