Where did you get a picture of my penis
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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