I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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