is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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