Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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