i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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