Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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