just come out here and I will go home with you...
her vagine was all disorganized.
I think I died a long time ago.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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