Im at strip club and am horny
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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