Just cropdusted the office
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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