i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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