I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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