Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Canadian or clown?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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