The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
bring money and cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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