Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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