I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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