i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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