Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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