If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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