'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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