if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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