You smell like stripper and shame
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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