carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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