After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
this will be a night to untag.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
God, I missed his penis.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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