Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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