the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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