What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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