Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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