I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you win again, gameday.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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