he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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