dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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