it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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