I don't think brook has ever known best
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
