It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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I want to be your penis for a week.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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