He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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