Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
