At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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