just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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