just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
