I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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