1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hippo gnu deer
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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