butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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