Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i now understand why vodka
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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