just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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