So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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