I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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