no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
