its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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