Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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