I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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